March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Anonymous asked: your eyes are like two jello puddin cups and i just wanna grab a spoon.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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i’m literally becoming a thunder breathing dragon cat.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 25th
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mallorynicoll replied to your post: mallorynicoll replied to your photoset: gave… lol. i meat to just write “that etsy shop” i don’t know who’s it is but i added it to my favorites awhile back too. i LOVE their shirts! aaahhh, ok!!  yeah, their shirts are adorbs!  i legit spent an entire night browsing through every “cat shirt” on etsy and that’s how i stumbled upon them....
Feb 24th
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mallorynicoll replied to your photoset: gave myself a lul pin up poof today.  ◔◡◔ glad you ordered from the etsy shop!!! :) i think i’ve spotted 2 shirts in recent posts!!! one of these days i plan on ordering some myself! from burgersandfries?  who’s etsy shop is that?!?  i did!  i got the bone jour fringe shirt and the lol just kitten tee.  they’re SO CUTE.
Feb 24th
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made my own lil trailer park antipasto platter with slim jims, string cheese, and black olives.  DEEEELISH.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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umm you got something on your forehead there.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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all my friends are cats.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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so after sucking today’s dick, i’m plan on spending the rest of my evening with a bottle of merlot and season one of buffy the vampire slayer.  why have i never watched this show?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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every time my uterus sheds a layer i’m reminded of how being a woman is much like being an alien, or something way cooler than anything else.  i’m like the queen bee of the honeybees.  i basically have super powers.  i can grow humans in my belly.  what the hell can you do?
Feb 22nd
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really grossed out by my neighbor across the streets constant PDA in front of their sliding glass doors, so I’m shining my laser pointer on their reproductive regions.
Feb 22nd
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yay, my ipod came today! follow me on instagram! pizza_queen 
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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i bought both.  ¯\_( ¬‿¬ )_/¯
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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